Saturday, February 14, 2009

Pickup Lines For Those of You on the Prowl Tonight

WARNING: Those of you with delicate sensibilities be forewarned regarding the content. NOT WORK SAFE, exactly. Or kid safe. Or possibly spouse safe. Unless of course you're both Democrats, nerds, geeks, or a combination of all three.

For those of the Democratic persuasion, I have Wonk Pickup Lines, courtesy of Ana Marie Cox (who used to write for Time but is now on Air America):

"Let's go back to my place and play 'bad bank.'"

"My member doesn't NEED a stimulus package."

"My filibuster lasts all night long."

"Is that a stimulus package in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

"Let's reach cloture together."

"If I were a Congressman, I'd give you franking privledges."

"That's not a gavel, but don't stop pounding it."

"Wanna come back to my House and see my Rotunda?"

"I heard you're great at tying things up in committee."

"I'll turn your loophole into a full-blown moral hazard"

"And then this one time, at The Sidwell Friends School..."

"Shhhh. We can talk about this during Morning Joe tomorrow at my place."

"I was the 'sprinkling of gay' in Rahm's basement apartment."

"I've got this thing and it's golden and i'm not just going to give it away."

"When the President does it, it's not illegal."

"Let me show you what I learned at the Clinton White House."

"I'll show you some sustainable long term growth...IN MY PANTS!"

"Want a tour of the Capitol? I could introduce you to the whips."

"Rahm personally approved my hard pass."

This inspired my Geek Pickup Lines, which are in a post below. (Don't have time to repost, but check out the comments for friends' lines!) There's also a link for Nerd Pickup Lines in that post. So now you shy ones have some ideas.


Whirlochre said...

How about we celebrate a parting Bush?

freddie said...

Nice double entendre, Whirl!

Sarah Laurenson said...

These were awesome!

freddie said...

David Axelrod does not need wonk pickup lines. Seriously, with a name like Axelrod, who would?

laughingwolf said...


is obama of the black irish? :O lol

i know, i know...

Robin S. said...

Hee. Good ones!

writtenwyrdd said...

I wanted to hear something about a burning Bush, lol. These are great.